I've been a pretty straight shooter, missioning, ratting, plexing, trading, mining, getting by the hard working honest way. Well when I first started I made a couple characters on the same account, then realized quickly you couldn't train skills at the same time. I never deleted the toon, no reason to, maybe I could use him as a scout or market alt.
Awhile back I decided to try something, have some fun. I logged on to that useless alt and joined a corp, told them I was a year old or so (in the game) and I had plenty of skillpoints. They accepted me and gave me more permissions than they ought to have given a new member. I looked at what they had in their hangars and took it all. It wasn't much, a lot of BPC's, but I could view all of their assets and they didn't have much anyway, so I just took what they had and moved on. They never even noticed.
Time goes by, I quit and pick up the game several times. I play it straight again, fly with a 0.0 alliance and get my pvp on. Good stuff, best part of the game. That alliance breaks up and I'm left with nowhere to go but a friend's corp. No, didn't scam them. I joined, help build the corp up and move us out to 0.0 also and join another alliance, start in on the pew pew and have good times.
But, really, all that shooting costs isk. Isk takes time and effort, and while I don't mind ratting and doing it the honest way, it's hard when your alliance expects you to be deployed to a remote location and fight till it's done, whether you've got the isk to or not. So I dusted off the old noob alt.
He doesn't look very noob anymore, over 3 years since he started in the game, so he looks like a veteran, and I play him off as one. I join my mark corp and see what I can do. I get in by telling them I'm a straight production guy, so they don't question when they never see me in a ship, since I don't have any. I claim to have a lot of overpriced haulers and things like that, they're just based somewhere else, and I'd have to move them. Well, I started to get bored and had to do a lot more fighting on my main, but when I come back, I find they moved again, far away. Perfect. I tell them I had to go away for a week with the military and that now I was back. I lay in hard on the bullshitting about production and how I've made my eve living for 2 years. They buy it, all of it. Their team lead for production just left them, in fact, and they are looking for a new one. I apply, of course, but say I'm not really looking for a leadership position at the moment, but if they needed me, I'd be willing to help.
Yeah, really what I was thinking was, holy shit, they have the exact opening I need?! Give me the fucking permissions! Well, I spend another two weeks working these guys as I see them, talking to them on ventrilo, getting to know them, letting them get to know me. Finally, the CEO sees the light, says he is sure I'm the right choice and hands me a shit load of corp permissions after going over a long stupid training lesson on mining buddy. Fuck mining buddy, give me your spaceships.
I'd been casing these guys the whole time, new pos just set up, 3 orcas, almost 1b in their wallet. Yeah, I'd get an ok score here, not the biggest, not even close, but good enough for me. It finally went down, the CEO gave me my permissions and conveniently even had to log off early, leaving me virtually alone.
I knew there were only two people who could stop me now, the CEO, and the 2nd in charge, who I almost never saw online. I began working immediately. I left the station offices alone at first, I could get back to them, the POS was going to take the longest, and I was right. I began by offloading the stored ships in the ship maintenance array. There it was, one of the orcas. I quickly logged on an alt that could fly it and flew him down, ejected the ship and hopped in. I had another alt staged there already, and she moved in and nabbed the other ships: a hulk, a mackinaw, a drake, and a mammoth. The mammoth was empty, unfortunately, but who cares. I started offlining everything and then unanchoring what could be unanchored. The hangar array had parts I couldn't get to, so it had to be destroyed.
While I'm waiting on my alt to come down to get the orca, I eject it and started unanchoring the ship maintenance array. No one is going to log on in the middle of the night right? Wrong. The one person that could put an end to my spree logs on, the 2nd in command. I sit and wait, hoping he won't come to the POS. Yeah, right, here he comes, lands on the pos as my hauler is warping away in her last ship. The orca is already ejected so that might be suspicious, but worse, the array is unanchoring, with mere seconds left.
I warp off quickly and the unanchoring process completes, just in time, it seems. Within 10 seconds he logs off and doesn't return.
As things were unanchoring, I moved to the nearest office and took everything I had access to, and while I was at it, I took the isk out of the wallet I had access to as well. I had everything but the POS at this point, but there was a catch there, since I'm a director in another corp, I've had time to play with permissions, I know what I'm doing. The permissions they set for their leads allowed me to GRANT myself the roles I needed to tear the pos down. The other leads don't know this and don't have the roles, so as I said before, only two people could stop me, and both were out of the way. Should any corp member log on while I'm tearing the POS down I can tell them we're moving it or just deny them access via the password. I'm also a capable pvp pilot, and even on my 800k sp noob alt, I could make most of them flee. So I continue working, tediously unanchoring the many structures as the hours tick away.
I drag yet another alt down while this is going on, 32 jumps, to help destroy the remaining structures. I'm getting impatient now, and an extra 20m is nothing if I don't get the 300m POS. So time for structures to die. I offline the pos and 2 structures remain, I take care of them with my alt and the log my thief back in, he begins the hour long unanchoring process on the large POS and then sets off 29 jumps away to the corps two other offices. Hopefully there's loot.
Just 25 minutes left on the unanchor, maybe I'll let you know how I did.
